I was a bit disappointed as Flo told me she was an 18 year old virgin from Arbroath, ach I should have known she was lying as there is no such thing. My Itch it started a week ago,
Given to me by a hoor named Flo.
It was doon at the docks late one dark night,
She gave me the works though my wallet was light.
I got more than I wanted from her stinky wide slot,
Now I must see a Doctor so he can give me a shot.
I scratch in the morning and all night in bed,
The balls the shaft and the smegma clogged head.
I've learned my lesson please feel sorry for me,
it burns like fuck when I'm taking a pee.
No more hoors for me for the rest of my life,
I'll become celibate, good idea I'll get me a wife.
