In Ohio Mike Wood got sick of motorists speeding doon his street so instead of climbing onto a roof and taking pot-shots at windscreens with a rifle as Yanks are so keen to do he made full size cardboard cutouts of children and placed them at the roadside.
Drivers got scared seeing a little child so close to the road in case they threw a ball or something damaging their cars and slowed doon.
Drivers got scared seeing a little child so close to the road in case they threw a ball or something damaging their cars and slowed doon.
Being America several people did stop to try to lure the children into the vehicles but drove away angry when the sexy little children turned out to be fakes.
Now Mr Wood is getting phone calls from police departments and neighbourhood watch associations all over the US.
What a fucking brilliant idea it reminds me of the film 'Police Academy' when the guy puts a Dirty Harry cutout in his shop before he locks up and goes home, he also has a policeman cutout pointing a radar gun.
In New Zealand they have cutouts of the back of police cars sitting by the road.
The idea has backfired in London though. The guards at Buckingham Palace were replaced by cutouts due to a lack of soldiers because of the war of terror, this was soon noticed by Japanese tourists who wanted to pose with them for photos and the palace was swarming with nips.
I want an Old Knudsen cutout for some court dates I have coming up and maybe for alibis when I commit some more of my hate crimes, now is a Synagogue and a Mosque the same thing? both Al Qaeda right?
In the future if you are a victim of a crime or witness one and go running up to a police officer only to be ignored its not a cardboard cutout, the police just don't want to get involved.
