Tuesday, November 20, 2007

A Train To Catch


A man in California was struck and killed while crossing the train tracks on foot. Witnesses say that he was distracted by talking on his mobile phone. He waited for a train to pass and then stepped out and was struck by a second train in the opposite direction.

Ha ha ha and fucking ha! was yer phone call really that important? what did we ever do before mobile phones? well I walked miles without feeling the need to talk to me mammy. I don't stand about shouting in the street nor do I drive around corners narrowly missing pedestrians and not noticing red lights.

Mobile phones and those I-poddy walkermans are Gods way to thin out the herd, no fucking train is going to creep up on Old Knudsen, hes a coffin dodging expert .