Campaign for ruling the world in a vague way
I have the botox and the hand gestures. I am a man of the people. I will wipe and sanitize my hands after shaking and I don't kiss babies.
Those crazy bastards love me, Muslims are a type of Wiccan and keep burning stuff for their gods , the amount of pictures of me those gibberish speaking cunts have burned means I am well loved.
I know how to talk to the wog after having spent many a year serving the queen (Victoria that is) defending her Empire I go into the local Indian restaurant , whipping into submission anyone who eyeballs me and then I demand, " Hey Garsong a plate of chicken Jihad and some Fatwah bread, chop chop." They respect a strong hand I know I then have their vote.
Of course I'm big on law and order, is it right that Prison guards get paid more than teachers? did the song say that the silly bint believed that criminals or children were our future? that's yer choice right now!
First time offenders of non-violent petty victimless crimes will serve out their sentences, second time offenders and all other inmates will be executed in an environmentally friendly way such as hanging or beheading and it will be shown on pay per-view all proceeds after tax going to children's charities, you do like children don't you? the bodies will be used in beauty and animal food products.
Visit my information tent and have Debbie and Mary show you all.
The money from the doon sized prisons will go into schools , hospitals and job training , healthcare for all, yes I'll be a socialist, no not like Hitler like Churchill - ish.
All automobiles will be adjusted so they can't go any faster than 40 miles per hour so 80% of traffic police will be reassigned to real police jobs.
The world will be made to speak English so we all sound normal and civilised , Christian rock/pop, death metal, heavy metal, bluegrass, techno, banjo, cuntpop in fact all music except bagpipe, panpipes and yodeling will be outlawed.
No more "Indie" anything except injuns, in films all tough New York and LA cops and firemen will have Scottish sounding names and not Irish.
An international watershed (local time zone) for sex and violence on television only after 9pm .
John is itching to help you vote.
At the age of 16 an IQ test will be administered, telling the time on a chronological clock, tying yer shoe laces and counting out change will be on it. If the test is failed then 3 years in the military shall sort them out into valuable members of society who can kill for their country and work at a skilled trade.
The third world: if we ignore it will it go away? I think it will.
The wars of terror, anything we don't understand must be killed that's common sense.
Why you would want to spend 2 hours with her I don't know.
I promise to bring you more of this
I promise to follow weemen in the street to take pictures of their arses.
I have the botox and the hand gestures. I am a man of the people. I will wipe and sanitize my hands after shaking and I don't kiss babies.Old Knudsen sometimes feels he not getting some of the desperately needed attention he craves in order to keep him a half decent human being, you know my father never hugged me as a child, oh plenty of the old men around the village did but never my father, the cunt! so anyway I am now running for office to get my face out there and rule the lives of billions. Not sure what I'm running for but being a big believer in Destiny so I'm sure I'll know soon.
Destiny is a stripper I know that reads the tea leaves , shes keeping an eye out for me, usually she just screams and refuses to tell me my future but after she found out I gave her the clap she can't wait to read my tea leaves, what a strange gurl.
I'm used to doing military campaigns in the middle east now I'm doing political, I think I'm getting somewhere. Muslims are spreading across the world faster than the bloody Irish I've been handing out leaflets with a photoshopped Muhammad supporting my cause, it really gets those ragheads jumpings, I don't know what a Fatwah is but I'm on it yay! maybe its like Blogs of note but only interesting.
I'm used to doing military campaigns in the middle east now I'm doing political, I think I'm getting somewhere. Muslims are spreading across the world faster than the bloody Irish I've been handing out leaflets with a photoshopped Muhammad supporting my cause, it really gets those ragheads jumpings, I don't know what a Fatwah is but I'm on it yay! maybe its like Blogs of note but only interesting.
Those crazy bastards love me, Muslims are a type of Wiccan and keep burning stuff for their gods , the amount of pictures of me those gibberish speaking cunts have burned means I am well loved.I know how to talk to the wog after having spent many a year serving the queen (Victoria that is) defending her Empire I go into the local Indian restaurant , whipping into submission anyone who eyeballs me and then I demand, " Hey Garsong a plate of chicken Jihad and some Fatwah bread, chop chop." They respect a strong hand I know I then have their vote.
Of course I'm big on law and order, is it right that Prison guards get paid more than teachers? did the song say that the silly bint believed that criminals or children were our future? that's yer choice right now!
First time offenders of non-violent petty victimless crimes will serve out their sentences, second time offenders and all other inmates will be executed in an environmentally friendly way such as hanging or beheading and it will be shown on pay per-view all proceeds after tax going to children's charities, you do like children don't you? the bodies will be used in beauty and animal food products.
Visit my information tent and have Debbie and Mary show you all.The money from the doon sized prisons will go into schools , hospitals and job training , healthcare for all, yes I'll be a socialist, no not like Hitler like Churchill - ish.
All automobiles will be adjusted so they can't go any faster than 40 miles per hour so 80% of traffic police will be reassigned to real police jobs.
The world will be made to speak English so we all sound normal and civilised , Christian rock/pop, death metal, heavy metal, bluegrass, techno, banjo, cuntpop in fact all music except bagpipe, panpipes and yodeling will be outlawed.
No more "Indie" anything except injuns, in films all tough New York and LA cops and firemen will have Scottish sounding names and not Irish.
An international watershed (local time zone) for sex and violence on television only after 9pm .
John is itching to help you vote.At the age of 16 an IQ test will be administered, telling the time on a chronological clock, tying yer shoe laces and counting out change will be on it. If the test is failed then 3 years in the military shall sort them out into valuable members of society who can kill for their country and work at a skilled trade.
The third world: if we ignore it will it go away? I think it will.
The wars of terror, anything we don't understand must be killed that's common sense.
Its true I was against going to war as it made no sense and I didn't believe the data but now when its not trendy I say kill every sand savage in sight, at least I'm honest about it.
Why you would want to spend 2 hours with her I don't know.Now don't get me wrong I'm not 100% stuck on any of these issues though I will go ahead and do them if I get into absolute power.
I promise to bring you more of this
If I perceive that any of these topics are touchy and unpopular I will back track and do what the people want me to. I will lie, cheat, fornicate,murder and steal so you the people don't have to.
I promise to follow weemen in the street to take pictures of their arses.
A vote for me is a vote for something or other.
