Yer at the end of the line, whats the fucking point of going on? yer wife has run off with another woman and won't let you watch them having sex, the dog was happy to go with her (that wee traitorous fucker) you have a flesh eating rash on yer penis, you've lost yer job as a brain surgeon because after you lost that last patient they ran a check on you and found you never went to medical school and to top it all off yer football team lost 5 - nil . Jumping off the bridge seems the most easy way out.
Wait, crisis counseling, I'll talk to someone, what do you mean "out of order?" I'm no using my minutes up on my mobile phone, away and fuck I'm jumpin, its probably a recording anyway.