Everything I do I do it for you my 2 regular readers. I sauntered (I don't like the word stalk) behind this lass for 20 minutes before the security guard at the shopping centre caught on to what I was doing, why do they always keep an eye on me? oh yeah I think I know why.So this lass has a great gluteus maximus which is Latin for arse to all you uneducated folk and the name of Russell Crowe's character in Gladiator , you should have seen her face, a right minger ah well you don't look at the clock on the mantle piece while yer poking the fire.
