Here is an old Joke for Dear prudence who is having her 45th birthday today, she needs a laugh or rather someone to take out her anger on so here goes on the first one I hope.
Isn't the Interweb wonderful? I could only remember a part of this joke I heard many decades ago and was able to retrieve it via a search engine. Due to shifts in the political climate I can see the joke has changed somewhat, this has to be added for balance. Between 15 and 75, a man is like Iran -- ruled by a dick.
Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Australia, half discovered, half wild, with beautiful bushland around fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade -- especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by the past mistakes. Reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like England, with a glorious and all conquering past, but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Africa, everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
