I was feeling lonely and disconnected from the Universe so I did what I usually do, I drank till excess and masturbated over the comments on my blog but that wasn't enough . I took a walk along the sea shore to see if Mananan had washed up any gifts onto the beach. To my surprise I found something beautiful and amazing lying on the sand just waiting for me.
Right behind that stupid bint in the picture was a Bitters glass bottle, it had a note inside from 12 female porn stars, trapped on some island ,they are sick of the leezer action and need a man, they said they would be very grateful to whoever rescued them, yeah I'm sure they would, silly tarts imagine throwing away a Bitters bottle not too bright.
I got rid of the note and carefully washed the bottle like any sensible person would and I named her Maxine.
Right behind that stupid bint in the picture was a Bitters glass bottle, it had a note inside from 12 female porn stars, trapped on some island ,they are sick of the leezer action and need a man, they said they would be very grateful to whoever rescued them, yeah I'm sure they would, silly tarts imagine throwing away a Bitters bottle not too bright.
I got rid of the note and carefully washed the bottle like any sensible person would and I named her Maxine.
Bitters were alcohol disguised as medicine from the 1800's, they added a small amount of herbal bitters to gin so it may be sold without tax as medicinal liquor. The bottles came in various shapes and designs and are quite collectable. So a good day in the end, it doesn't get much better than that.
