Thursday, June 28, 2007

He Has To Be English.

I love to get input from my fans that read my blog, not people I'd want to meet in real life but still I like to grace yer lives with my greatness showing you what with a lot of work and an insane amount of luck* you too could be the worlds greatest blogger.*

I get people sending me pictures saying, "I saw this picture and I thought of you," never a bold warrior holding a sword aloft shouting, "by the power of grayskull" but either something quirky or some painful testicle torture. Are you trying to tell me something?

The picture above has been sent to me twice, do all my readers have these fantasies about me? how many of you masturbate to my blog? I'm just asking as I do that to yer blogs all the time.






*only kidding*