So anyway you know the way the "yay I'm first!" bugs the hell out of me? this lad Kieran from the fool stop on my links there went into my archives and typed "Yay I'm first!" on to 12 posts that had no comments. Now my chest feels tight, my left arm is tingling and I have a copper taste in my mouth, I probably just need a shite. Ah Kieran my lad, I always knew you were an adversary worthy of me, it will be an honour to kill you in battle and rape yer dead behind as is the ancient Scots sign of respect, cutting yer head off to keep in my fridge will just be gravy. On a side note, all of the weemen and the three young men that Kieran has had sex with in his life have all said that Kieran is always first and he does shout "Yay I'm first!"
