Kevin Chapman aged 11, don't ya just want to slap this little chav about the head ?Everyone that has been there knows Newcastle-upon-tyne to be a wild and barbaric place. I myself have lived there and still have the bad dreams. I literally pish myself when I hear the words "how'way the lads".
A Newcastle family (The Chapmans) have been forced out of 2 homes by thugs who have targeted them because of their ginger hair, years of taunts, smashed windows and violence (in Northern Ireland a petrol bomb at 3 am is the preferred method) gangs of anti gingers wait for the four children aged between 10 and 13 to come out so they can punch the head off them.
This is unacceptable, a family of gingers living amongst us yuck, you just know they have bright orange pubes. I suspect its Roman DNA being aroused by the red hair that obviously indicates Celts the ancient enemy who the Romans tried to keep out with a lovely wee wall near by Newcastle.
American writer Mark Twain wrote: "While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." I think he was misquoted and he actually said "twats" or maybe Lemurs.
I have a final solution to this problem, put all the gingers into camps, as they are contributing to urban crime by making you want to hit them, you can dye their hair but then they just look freaky, you know I'm right even when I'm wrong.
Here is a computer generated image of how Kevin will look in 10 years, I hope this helps the ginger enforcers to track his whereabouts.Ginger spice is a slapper with nice tits and so therefore is pardoned under the ginger concession act of 1883.
Now for some facts:
1% of the whole human population is said to have red hair.
13 percent of the Scottish population has red hair and approximately 40 percent carry the recessive, so-called "ginger gene"
10 percent of the Irish population have ginger or strawberry blond hair.
It is thought that up to 35 percent of the Irish population carries the recessive "ginger gene".
Red hair has a frequency of over 10 percent in Wales.
The county of Cornwall and the far north of England, near the Scottish border, also have significant proportions of redheads.
While its not yet a crime to be a redhead with a fiery temperament arson is a crime so lets get em.
