The age of the average Blogger is in the mid thirties and they are full of issues and insecurities, doomed in other words so I am here to help. If you want to engage in psychological warfare with yer mother for not hugging you enough as a child and have already done the getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, smoking and staying out without calling home etc then here is the ultimate passive aggressive ploy for attention and annoyance. Continually walk around in her presence with the label of yer shirt sticking out and pretend not to hear her when she mentions it .
Warning this act of non aggressive may trigger the onset of OCD in yer mother if done correctly.