Monday, May 7, 2007

Kenyan Wins Belfast City Marathon

Now theres a shock. I didn't realise that Belfast had many Kenyans, 2 hours 16 minutes , the first female to cross the line at 2 hours 38 seconds was an Ethiopian, get a job.

The marathon actually had 3 people from Northern Ireland entered this year, two of those were by mistake as the Snickers chocolate bar used to be called Marathon which confused them and the third was told by his mocking wife that he was too fat and unhealthy and can't run to the toilet without getting out of breath, well he showed her its believed he colapsed and died at the starting line after his warm up, cigarette still in his mouth.