Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Chocolate.


About 250,000 chocolate bars have been stolen from a dairy in Lancashire. Police said £140,000-worth of Cadbury Flake bars, packed in a trailer, had been taken. The thieves put on their own truck and drove off with the trailer.

Detective Constable Joe Murphy said that some of the chocolate bars have been offered to ice cream sellers. They may have to bring in an LA cop burnt out and on the edge to partner DC Murphy, they will argue about who will drive and not using guns thus providing buddy buddy hilarity.

Police wish to contact this man before he gets hungry if you see him call Crimestoppers.