Happy 50th birthday Osama bin Laden. Since you went into hiding after I issued a challenge for combat to the death with me I don't know what rock you're hiding under to send yer present to. No doubt we'll find you scared shitless in a hole like we did Saddam. If you send me yer address I can send you yer present, by all means shake it and don't be surprised if it starts ticking, no seriously I got some of yer mail by mistake and need yer current address, it looks important I could have it to you by Black Hawk helicopter in 10 minutes.