Friday, March 16, 2007

Please Adopt Me!

To protect his identity we covered his eyes they are indeed slitty, heres one of the many times he asked to be fed "long time."

Angelina Jolie went to Vietnam to adopt her third child which makes 4 kids all together but whos counting? We all know what trouble makers white kids are and how untrendy they are at the moment which is why there was surprise and disappointment when her natural born child came out white, hey she tried but the Pitt Juice beat all cummers.

The latest orphan to join the Jolie-Pitt clan was an older Vietnamese boy named Wang Chung, in fact the picture above may be the very first there is. Angelina was shocked at the size of him but his records do say hes only 10, he does have this annoying habit of grabbing her breasts and asking to be fed, this was from half starving in the jungle so he says, he also has a 3 packs of cigarette habit that needs to be broken also.
We wish you luck Angelina and Brad, little Wang seems very affectionate towards his new mother so things are looking good, especially for the lad .