JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He lived at home until he was thirty.
2. Just before he died, he went out drinking with his buddies.
3. His mother thought he was God.
4. He thought his mother was a virgin.
Everyone knows Jesus McChrist was Scottish, not only can ya tell by the name but if he was Irish his eyes would be closer together and he'd be dressed in a shell suit.
1. He lived at home until he was thirty.
2. Just before he died, he went out drinking with his buddies.
3. His mother thought he was God.
4. He thought his mother was a virgin.
Everyone knows Jesus McChrist was Scottish, not only can ya tell by the name but if he was Irish his eyes would be closer together and he'd be dressed in a shell suit.
