What's the difference between girls/weemen aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
Before any of you sick shites say anything the 8 year old one is innocent I didn't write this, its not like Mohammed and his young bride. From 48 onwards I don't care for stories or lack of memory just lie there and the sex machine will be done in a jiffy, oh I take milk and two sugars in my tea.
