Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
Have you heard about the Irish boomerang?
It doesn't come back, it just sings songs about how much it wants to.
A man is walking down the streets of Belfast late one night when another man jumps out of the shadows holding a machine gun and asks: "Are you Catholic or Protestant?" The first man responds "Neither I'm Jewish." In a hail of gun fire he falls dead.
The second man starts to walk away and thinks to himself, I'm the luckiest damn Arab in Ireland.
Interestingly, the first St. Patrick's Day parade took place not in Ireland, but in the Irish soldiers serving in the English military marched through on March 17, 1762 .
I've been giving the Mucksavages a pretty hard time this week, if any took offense about it my words to you would be "joke you if you can't take a fuck", no one is safe from a slagging on this Blog including myself, mongs, jews , blacks, cock jockeys ,yellows or greens I really don't give a fuck, part of my charm I reckon.
Here is the climatic end to the week running up to St Patrick's day where Old Knudsen will get totally shit - faced. I will be so drunk by the end of this day I may attempt either time travel or flying again, who knows? well enjoy yer day, its Saturday and Paddy's day two good reasons to hit the bottle and if ya don't drink then maybe ya should ya boring old shite.
I've probably posted loads by now, read it or not I don't care I only do this fucking Blog as part of my community service and remember people flinging yer feces in a fast food restaurant isn't big and it isn't clever so think before you fling.
