Hey Blair! don't be such a pussy. Just go in and take them, remember when the Camel Jockeys captured Jessica Simpson and we sent in a team to rescue her? just drop a few nukes on them and say "woops we mistook Iran for Iraq again our bad" and even if they fire off the hidden rusty nukes that they bought from Russia those Sandsavages don't have GPS so they'll most likely hit France and who cares?Being King means you can do anything.
Update from the UN ......... Getting tough on Iran
"No really it would be awfully nice if you could immediately no sorry I didn't mean to sound aggressive what I meant to say if you could see your way to releasing the sailors if its no trouble that would be super, thanks, maybe we'll do lunch some time?"
