When Men Have Urges

The British military have always loved animals, especially the Welsh here is Billy the goat with his 'handler' (shall we call him) from the Royal Welsh Fusiliers.

When I was serving in Africa trying to catch Eyeties to shoot as they ran to the protection of their German Nazi friends our officer got shot from behind by a stray bullet so we were assigned a new one.

The new Captain during his first inspection of the outfit, noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked me who was a Sergeant then why the camel is kept there. Not knowing if he was a stuck up twat or not I nervously said "Well, sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post ..... and no women.

And sir,sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the camel.

"The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asked me to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls his trousers doon,and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he was done, he stood smoking a cigarette with a big goofy grin on his face and asked me, "Is that how the men do it?"

No ...... not really, sir," ... " They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."


Aren't the English a strange people?